They have made history.

Americans, you know that we have long been a nation divided. A nation that cannot agree on anything - except for two things:

Pizza and Us

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

An eyebrow for the people. The People’s Eyebrow.

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is just The Rock America needs to get out of a hard place. He’s just Canadian enough to be polite, yet, wrestles the tougher topics with ease. We need a President who will be as tough on crime as he was when he kicked Hulk Hogan’s ass in WrestleMania X8. Whether he’s coaching a down and out rag tag football team or squaring off with the Nemean lion- Dwayne Johnson answers the question: “Do you smell what The Rock’s Got Cooking?”

With pure, unadulterated FREEDOM.

Thomas Jeffrey Hanks

The Nicest Guy in Hollywood

He is a clear choice for the Vice Presidency. Hanks has survived being stranded on a beach with only a volleyball to talk to, saved a freaking mermaid and has been in nearly every single American war since the country’s inception. While you may wonder why he wasn’t in the Revolutionary War and Mel Gibson was- it’s just because Gibson’s older. Much, much older. Don’t let the nice guy, classic typewriter loving image fool you, though: his recent experience shows he is the perfect man to take total control of the NSA.

We are a people of improbable hope. The audacity of hope! In distilled form, though, the explanations of both the right and the left have become mirror images of each other. We need change. The audacity of hope! The audacity of hope! We are a people of improbable hope.

We need change

We may come from different places and have different stories, but we share common hopes, and one very American dream. Nothing can stand in the way of the power of millions of voices calling for change.

Yes we can? Maybe we should!

What was once unthinkable is now the new normal.

Our Road to the White House

There will be setbacks and false starts. The audacity of hope! Yes, we can heal this nation. We've been asked to pause for a reality check. We need change. This is our time. Yes, we can seize our future. There will be setbacks and false starts. The audacity of hope! We can do that.

The Rock
Political Nickname

The Hard Place
Too Soon?

The Announcement
You thought we were kidding?